Steam players: I present you my Heaven Plan.

[wallbanger]

JoJo fans knows about Dio's Heaven Plan, and i must share my own Heaven Plan that is much necessary for the enlightenment of Plutonium Black Ops. I will explain.

This thread is addressed to Steam Black Ops players.

In order to achieve the Heaven Plan on Plutonium, the following three conditions have to be met:

• Bring the following players from Steam BO1 "Friends in Battle Europe" server:
  -Mc-HammeR the WA2000 window camper that hates me.
  -molodaya bilibob that rejoins the server to reset his KDR if it drops under 2.
  -Ludwig(something), the Famas flak jacket house camper and best friend of Mc-HammeR.
  -Sent-Rescuer, the only HK21 user in the entire GAME, and my original mentor: he teached me his sophisticated combat -techniques, he literally MADE ME, i openly claim that i am his property.

• Initiate the revival of Friends in Battle Europe server on Plutonium and have all of the previous players from the Steam server on it as well as the exact same configuration.

• Achieve the exact same atsmophere as in Friends in Battle Europe Steam.

I'll engrave these names onto my soul so I won't forget them. What is most necessary is "courage"; I must have the courage to destroy Friends in Battle Europe Steam. As it disintegrates, my soul will absorb those of the 17 sinners and will give birth to something utterly new, that is Friends in Battle Europe server on PLUTONIUM.

Whatever is born will "awaken". It will show interest in the 2 phrases that my trusted friend will utter... My friend will trust me and I will become his "friend", that is Mc-HammeR.

Lastly, I need an appropriate location. North latitude, 42 degrees, 5 minutes, 25.062 seconds. West longitude 88 degrees, 15 minutes, 34.121 seconds...

Go there and wait for the New Moon...

That's when Heaven will come.

If no one is willing to pay to achieve the last condition, then i shall do it myself, the Plan is something above anything in this world, including money, it's on the spiritual level, therefore, i do not mind to spend money if it's for the plan.

BUT, i should be the LAST ONE to ever consider remaking Friends in Battle Europe, because everyone hates me here.

To make it clear for those who don't understand, this thread is a tribute to the Friends in Battle Europe server on the Steam version and all the players that were on it, with a heavy aspect on sarcasm / memes along it, even though it's true that i would like all those people on the Plutonium version with a "re-creation" of the same Friends in Battle Europe server.

If anyone was playing on that server, show yourself !