Plutonium

Big sexy Mexican built like a security guard but acts like a golden retriever once you get to know me. I bring good vibes, bad decisions, and enough sarcasm to keep life interesting. Professional eater of tacos, undefeated at “just one more beer,” and emotionally attached to late-night drives with loud music.

I may look intimidating at first, but honestly I’m just here to flirt badly, make people laugh, and ask what we’re eating every 30 minutes. Family means everything to me, loyalty is automatic, and if you steal my hoodie, congratulations — you live there now.

Thick, funny, affectionate, and powered almost entirely by Mexican food and confidence. I clean up nice, smell good on purpose, and probably know the best taco spot in town. Equal parts sweetheart and menace, depending on the day.

Big sexy Mexican energy with a soft heart, strong arms, and absolutely zero ability to take a decent selfie