Plutonium

Hello.

To start things off, I am a truly decorated individual. The height of my merit stops neither for the tallest mountain nor the extent of the cosmos. I believe a man is only what a man has done.

In the case of Plutonium, I am proud to say I hold numerous world records and near-world record rounds on maps across T5 and T6 zombies alike.

In the case of my family, my son, Heaven Sheriff, whom I deeply care for has grown up to be quite the basketball prodigy. He has been scouted by many D1 recruiters and surely has a career lined up for him.

In the case of my wife, Samantha Usada, a Nobel prize holder and war hero, she has supported all of my endeavors equally and has been a fantastic role model for our family.

In the case of my multi-million dollar passive revenue-generating business, I can safely say I have beaten the game of life.

As a 40+ year-old man, time is running low for me. I will make sure to spend every last minute of my existence playing Plutonium zombies.