Plutonium

What does this mean and how do I go about fixing it

No, I'm running it on a normal machine

Bump

I've literally tried everything I could find on the matter, is there a way to fix this?
Not even the official Steam copy will work.

Here is a new mem-dump. https://drive.google.com/file/d/1ISTm82_P00XE5XENI2GiDOAQS0qyfSSP/view?usp=sharing

Well how would I go about fixing it

I've already talked to people about this in the Discord, went through all the steps they told me to try and fix it, and they told me to upload the memdump here so a dev can pinpoint the problem.

Here's the mem-dump. https://drive.google.com/file/d/1m_kLRZZo_G3Zcla583eH886Kt22a2uZ9/view?usp=sharing

Things tried:
Using the Torrent Copy
Using the Steam Copy
(Re-)Installing the Redist files
Disabling all overlays
Disabling Anti-virus (Windows Defender)
Making an exception in Anti-virus (Windows Defender)
Updating Graphics Drivers