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I got a bit thirsty so I went to the nearest bar and had a beer. Then another. 3 beers, 4 beers, a bloody mary, 5 beers, 6 beers, 7 beers, 8 beers, 9 beers, 10 beers. Then I got a bit peckish so I had myself a burger, two burgers with extra cheese, onion rings, another burger, a double burger, a burger with onions, a wrap. After that, I rode a mechanical bull. I rode it frontways.
Side ways.
Back Ways.
Front ways again until they had to shut that son of a bitch down because Stone Cold broke it. So, I started a fight and tossed every single sorry son of a bitch out the bar. The Bar tender went STONE COLD, STONE COLD! and I went, WHAT? He asked, why did he beat up the bar? Stone Cold replied, I was practising for the Royal Rumble. For the Rumble. I says, the Royal Rumble. You see, by increasing his centre of gravity, it makes it harder for a man to dump him out of the ring.