
Sentient Crab
i like long walks on the beach, i love tv, i love e females, im a local activist and im more fun than your ex, im a dog owner, i work in finance, need just a wife and a couple kids, i make books and video games, whats the deal with airline food, im 6'2, im a grilled cheese king, a skilled crock pot chef, im a bit of a paradox, i love camping and drinking, im 5'9, im a writer, i like books and softball, i like hiking, im homeless, im a proud owner of a 14 thousand square foot house, i won the markiplier lookalike contest, pewdiepie blocked me on twitter, im involved in a pyramid scheme, i sell cbd oil for dogs, my ideal date would be speaking about passerby in a different language to act as if im above them, im 6'7 90 pounds, you can see my hearbeat through my chest, huge muscles, veins buldging from my skull, popped one in my protein shake yesterday #blessed, im 6 foot 240 pounds all muscle, im a national banker 1st place prize for worst bank, lebron james son, #ilovemylife #blessed #i