Plutonium

Hi! I’m a walking pun with a heart full of glitter and a brain powered by snacks and spontaneous dance moves. I laugh at my own jokes (because someone has to), believe pizza is a personality trait, and treat everyday like it’s a musical waiting to happen. My hobbies include making to-do lists just to cross things off, giving my plants dramatic names, and accidentally quoting movies in casual conversation. I’m 80% caffeine, 20% enthusiasm, and 100% likely to trip over nothing. If you’re looking for someone who brings the chaos and the cupcakes, congratulations—you found me.